The Joking Gun presents - American Pop Scank

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Coming Soon - More Reality TV

Do you have what it takes
for America to tune in & be turned on?

Britney, Madonna and Christina to judge this
show slated to garnish more viewers than both
American Idol and Nashville Star put together.
Madonna was cast as the Simon-like Meany.
J-Lo, Janet Jackson and Cher to host next for
the second addition, American Pop Scank II.

Auditions will be held very soon near you!
You must be willing to perform virtually nude and have a slutty tramp stage presence.
Females with mathematical or vocal skills need not apply, because we have our own
accountants, and software, to make even a horrific singer sound better than Britney.
The winner, and runner ups, will be signed to tour nationwide, until we've chosen the
next exploitable batch of sleazy, scanky fame seekers to do American Pop Scank II
Professional Singers, Virgins, or nice girls, need not apply for an audition.

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