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Never Ever Enable Anything

that could be this dangerous!

That Face?
That Face?
That Face?
 

My Dear Fellow American Citizens
and illegal Immigrant future citizens;

  It appears Mrs.Clinton is upset about facts being
held back, so people wouldn't fear, panic, or riot 
leading to more death and destruction after 9/11.
She has a problem you see, She doesn't understand
that sometimes secrets have to be kept, to protect
our loved ones from harm, or even emotional pain.
I happen to know she doesn't approve of dropping
bombs on brutal dictators, unless it's to suppress a
Democratic scandal involving her man, or herself.

Having A Woman President might be nice, if it is
the right woman we all respect and agree upon.
I happen to know that the mere fact Hillary might
run for The Presidency is becoming a matter of 
what Government calls, Grave National Security.
My dear friends, If Hillary were to ever actually
win the Presidency, more people would die than
the numbers of deaths we had in the Civil War.

Imagine millions upon millions of people committing
the act of suicide Across the Streets of America at
or around the time of hearing, Hillary is President?
IT IS YOUR DUTY, AS AMERICANS, TO NOT LET THIS,
OR ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO OUR COUNTRY. 
Think of The Horror, of bodies rotting in the streets.
Think of your families, and all the loved ones you
ever knew, shooting themselves, or parking the car
in the garage, and taking a long permanent nap.
My God In Heaven, I beg of you all, never to even
entertain the thought of Hillary Roddam Clinton
as your President of These United States.
Think First!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
And May God Bless America.

Sincerely,
A Concerned American,
and average citizen, for now.
William Jefferson Clinton*
 
P.S. Vote Yes for more than TWO TERMS.

Not The William Jefferson Clinton*
 

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