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A New HollyWood Candidate
For Mayor of LosAngles

Listen Punks! I been Mayor of Carmel
and I aint as fast as I once was ...but
I can still pull the trigger on a Magnum.
You See, I don't really recall how many
dirt bag criminals I filled with lead as
Mayor back there, but It don't matter
much now, cause I'm coming to LA
at Arnold's request to become the
next Mayor of LosAngles...and I don't
mess around with punk ass criminals.
Guess you gotta ask yourself 1 question,
Do ya feel lucky? Well Do Ya Punks?

Clint Eastwood
He'll Get Rid Of The Riff Raff
Faster Than Giuliani Jailed The Homeless.

A Commercial Ad where Clint and Tommy
speak about them cleaning up LosAngeles.

Clint likes to get out for an early run
in the park each and every morning.

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