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BLOODLESS FEMALE BODIES FOUND......PERHAPS THE ACTS OF A SERIAL KILLER......KILLER ONLY STRIKES AT NIGHT......BODIES FOUND AROUND AND ON PROPERTY OF MSNBC STUDIOS...... POLICE ARE BAFFLED......BLOOD APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN DRAINED FROM PARALLEL NEEDLE-LIKE WOUNDS.....POSSIBLE SUSPECT ELUDED POLICE FROM A ROOF-TOP........SUSPECT APPEARS TO HAVE CLIMBED OFF SOMEHOW.......SPIDER MAN QUESTIONED.....VOLOUNTEERED TO TAKE POLYGRAPH...AND PASSED.......POLICE HAVE RULED HIM OUT AS A SUSPECT...... FBI FEARS KILLINGS ARE TERROR RELATED.........-IN OTHER NEWS-.......TERROR ALERT ELEVATED ......BAT SIGHTINGS IN NEW YORK......BAT FECES COULD POSE SERIOUS HEALTH RISK......

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